FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS*
of the Gay Armada and our Organizing Team
* Note: Some may not be that frequent, but horrifying enough or absurd enough to justify inclusion so that they don't get asked again... ha
Quick answers to the most common easy questions:
Travel Booking: Don't book your travel until after you register and get the Welcome Guide. Just don't. We promise.
Age & Fitness: Gay Armada sailors range in age from 19-70, and are of all fitness types. Please don't send silly emails with questions on age or fitness question. It's a sailing trip, and the goal is to have fun! Besides, you're undoubtedly awesome and fabulous, so let's just celebrate that!
Full Yacht Upgrades: There are infinite options for big, fancy, or luxury upgrades. They get very expensive. If you want a fancy upgrade, you first have to commit to the trip overall first and make a "regular" deposit, then you can upgrade it to whatever you'd like to have!
No solicitation, please!!! Selling something? Bless your heart, but we promise that we don't want it. And we won't buy it. Just to be transparent and honest, please don't ask. We run the trip on a breakeven model, so "no thanks!"
Our answers are honest. They're a bit glib, very tongue-in-cheek, sometimes funny, and with a sprinkle of snark that tries to encourage thinking & acting like logical grown-ups, while also giving realistic answers that are free from any sugar coating.