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TOYS, GAMES,
LAUGHS AND FUN

Whether you're in the islands, at the beach, in the pool, or just lounging with feet in an illicit rooftop kiddie pool, the right toys and rafts make everything more fun.  We always have great rafts on the Gay Armada trips, and we'll see what comes this year!

Similarly, our boys always love fun games for rainy days at home or late into the night on the yacht's deck during our trips.  We also get lots of questions about drones, so scroll down for three great ones that work with any brand new flyer or an experienced pilot.

We all look forward to seeing how these ideas manifest themselves in your IG stories!

FLOATS AND RAFTS:

Whether a backyard pool or a hidden cove in Tortola, the right float is in order!

 
 

IT REALLY IS MORE BALI CABANA THAN RAFT

Funboy's high end, giant, awesome "Bali Cabana" raft isn't kidding, and great for a big party, group, or behind the boat. This will have all the boys begging for an invite!

THE BIGGEST CROWN FOR A BELOVED QUEEN

Funboy's giant crown is a floating island for all the princesses and queens to enjoy as it owns any pool it's in, or boat it's tied behind...
...now if only that prince will come!

....

RELAX IN THE LOUNGE
...OR ON A CAR?

Top-quality raft maker Funboy's giant, comfy chaise lounge looks awesome on land OR water, but the huge convertible raft can even keep cold drinks on ice on its "hood!"

LIPS EVERYWHERE!  THREE FUN OPTIONS

Funboy has taken lips to a new level.  The top-quality floats come in the clear red lipstick couch, or the rafts in either pink or red

GO NEXT LEVEL WITH THE UNICORN ISLAND

We've all seen plenty of inflatable unicorns, but this mega-version is from quality maker Intex and holds six adults.  Trying to stand out from others' blow-ups?  This will do it!

ARE YOU MORE ANGEL OR BUTTERFLY?

We know what you did last summer... and last night.  Don't lie, but instead live for the slew of Insta pics from either of these top-quality rafts from Funboy.

ANCHOR YOURSELF IN A PERFECT POOL SPOT 

This is way better than it looks.  Sick of drifting the the edge of the pool?  Or out of the sun / shade?  Just fill the plastic anchor with sand or gravel and it can hold you in place!  (Like a boat, 2 if lots of current!)

At Bed Bath & Beyond if unavailable 

NEED TO GAY IT UP?
TRY THESE (OR BOTH?)

The reversible raft has you laying on a Speedo-clad ripped stud or a hot girl on the other side.  Match it with scantily clad "buddies" drink charms to liven up the pool mood anytme

HIGH POWER AIR PUMP WORKS OFF 110 OR 9V 

These are way too big to blow up on your own.  Plus, that leads to inside grossness quickly.  This pump is perfect:  the optional 9V cord works off a car or boat if there are no plugs

WOULD YOU RATHER JUST BE A MERMAID?

All you need now is a Mermaid Tail or Speedo (See Number 23 HERE) and you'll be all set with this raft!

Once you're done, go see Iliza's take right HERE.  A nice price here, too  

DUAL-FLOAT CHICKEN FIGHT RAFT SET

How do we not see THIS set everywhere?  Who would win out in a floating Chicken Fight game?  The Cock or the Hen? ...and a follow-up:
Who does that mean REALLY won?

50 SQ FT ISLAND IS
"OVER THE RAINBOW"

Stay away from low-grade knock-offs, because Funboy's original Rainbow Island daybed is perfect for Pride or anytime!  If only every Armada boat could have one!

HILARIOUS RATING & REVIEWING CARD GAME

One of (if not the) the best of the replacement generation games copying Cards Against Humanity style, "Over-Rated" brings big laughs and oddly seems great with the funniest X-rated friends, but can still work with (most) family as well

...does that make it vers.?

GREAT, ALL-GAY, AND ULTRA-PORTABLE SIZE

Hilarious by-the-gays, for-the-gays "Top2Bottom" card game (Apples to Apples / Cards Against Humanity style) that is a blast with a group of guys, but NSFW or family.  Pretty well done.  Small cards make it easy to pack and carry.  If out of print, try eBay or ask game-loving friends

BETTER ADD-ON PACK FOR C.A.H. GAMES

Most of the Cards Against Humanity add-on packs are pretty lame, but these two off-brand and off-color "Cocks Abreast Hostility" add-on packs have had plenty of boozy Armada boat groups laughing late into the night before!  (Due to game play, card color is fine. No problem)

Left is Pack #2, Right is Pack #2

GIANT, 3-D ADVENTURE GAME RECREATION

Fantastic recreation and upscaling of epic and classic "Fireball Island" 80s game. Great for game lovers and perfect for a Gunkle to play with young teens too.  Consider, add-on packs for more players & cards.  (Sadly too big to travel with, but great on rainy days)  

GAME NIGHT:

Take your Insta feed sky high with pics all the boys will love

 

EASY, FUN, GREAT DRONES

Take your Insta feed sky high with pics all the boys will love

GET TO KNOW PEOPLE BETTER WITH LAUGHS 

A fun game that not brings out hilarity (in the right groups), but can bridge to be appropriate for almost anyone or (especially with NSFW add-on, at right) great for friends.  "Hot Seat" also be modified in any number of ways for cool alternatives  

HILARIOUS RATING & REVIEWING CARD GAME

One of (if not the) the best of the replacement generation games copying Cards Against Humanity style, this brings big laughs from the funniest X-rated friends, but can still work with (most) family as well

STILL GREAT, WITH MANY NEW ADD-ONS

Classic "What Do You Meme" is still great with groups, and the add-on packs keep it fresh and fun. TIP:  Depending on the group, take a couple minutes and take out the inappropriate cards (i.e. the dull/dumb for gays, or X-rated for Grandma) beforehand

 

 DJI MAVIC MINI 2 


SMALLER, LOW COST, TOP QUALITY DRONE

A newer offering drone that gives all the capability anybody could reasonably want and delivers at a price that people can work with. 

Suggested key accessories also linked  

 PARROT ANAFI 


MID-RANGE DRONE WITH UNIQUE SKILLS

A couple years old, Parrot's Anafi is incredibly easy to use (especially on boats) and does neat flyover things that DJI's products don't.
mavi
Suggested key accessories also linked  

 DJI MAVIC AIR 2 


UPPER MID-RANGE DRONE BELOVED BY NEW FLYERS

So many people swore by the Mavic Air, and drone guys continue to fanboy swoon over the new model.  The insurance program helps a lot. 

Suggested key accessories also linked  

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